Russia’s media goes to work
Over the last few days, Putin-controlled Russian media managed to come up with an infinite abundance of incredible theories about MH17, the combination of which results in the totally sane, indisputable logical and utterly realistic theory here below:
Actually, Ukraine wanted to shoot down Putin’s airplane, so Ukrainian aircrafts took to the sky on the opposite side of Ukraine, while Putin’s plane crossed Poland. However, the pilots were confused by the similar color of the Malaysian plane over Germany and Putin’s plane over Poland, and therefore followed the Malaysian aircraft when it arrived near them two hours later. But as it turned out, MH17 was actually the missing Malaysian Flight MH370. Since the Americans were aware in advance of this future Ukrainian error in the plot to assassinate Putin, they had hijacked MH370 to their base Diego Garcia, where they gassed the passengers. Then they repainted the plane to look like MH17, filled it with the frozen corpses of MH370, and placed a pack of blood in each corpses’ hand.
To add credibility to their plot, the Americans created a video of passengers sitting down inside MH17 before takeoff in Amsterdam and put the video on a cell phone, which later an American agent at the crash site in Ukraine handed to some unsuspecting journalists of Russia’s LifeNews channel, which were blackmailed by a fifth column inside Russia into broadcasting it.
But the Americans made one error. They were exposed on twitter by a brave Spanish air traffic controller at Kyiv-Boryspil, who, against the aviation law, worked at Ukraine Air Traffic Control for years without ever being noticed by the International Aviation Organization, the Ukrainian authorities, Spanish embassy and community in Kyiv. During his lunch on July 17, the aforementioned brave Spaniard overheard two Ukrainian intelligence agents discuss the military coup Timoshenko was preparing against Poroshenko right after MH17 would crash, but nonetheless he did his job as air traffic controller and executed the junta’s order to guide MH17 into the designated killing zone. Right afterwards, he went to twitter to reveal the plot, but was immediately apprehended by Poroshenko’s nazi troops from the Right Sector, while the CIA deleted his twitter account.
After the Ukrainian pilots realized their plot to assassinate Putin, whose plane had already landed in Moscow after flying over Germany-Poland-Belarus-Russia, would not succeed, they suicided themselves by firing their air-to-air missiles at themselves, which confused a Ukrainian air-defense missile unit 300km away from MH17, so it shot an surface-to-air missile with a range of 40km at MH17 and hit earlier in time then when the missile was fired, as the missile had to hit MH17 over Dnipropetrovsk as the Zionist-Jew Nazi Kolomoyskyi was the mastermind of this plot and wanted MH17 to crash into Russia 350km away, to kill the woman, who had exposed his order to crucify Russian babies.
Nefariously Zionist hackers had hacked the social media accounts of Russia’s brave freedom fighters in the Donetsk and Luhansk Republics to post fake messages about how they had shot down a Ukrainian transport plane, thus giving Israel the cover needed to attack the brave freedom fighters of Hamas in Gaza. When the freedom fighters in Donetsk realized the junta’s crime they rushed to the scene of the crash to save the victims, but as they were already dead when they had left Diego Garcia there was nothing they could do, so they removed all valuables from the victims for safekeeping.
Meanwhile, the Americans had diverted the real MH17 with the real passengers to Diego Garcia, where again the passengers were gassed, frozen, and prepared for the when the CIA plans to let MH370 appear again. The Ukrainians meanwhile panicked and drove the incriminating missile system from Kharkiv towards the crash site and then away from there and released a video of this to implicate Russia.
But Russia and its Western friends aren’t that easily fooled and they have uncovered all the details of this CIA-Jews-Nazis-Banks-Zionist plot to embarrass Russia’s great leader Putin, who so narrowly escaped a vile assassination attempt, which was meant to be the start of a Rwanda style genocide against Russians in Donbas.
Ah! Those smart Russians… we evil CIA-paid Nazi-Jews from Ukraine just can’t fool them…by Thomas C. Theiner www.twitter.com/noclador
idea by Boris Reitschuster www.twitter.com/reitschuster